fl0atlik3abutt3rfly


Permalink | 3,599 notes
Permalink | 339 notes sexthing69:

source: princessandthep11.tumblr.com

Nice!!! ♥ Thanks for submit ♥
Permalink | 432 notes nom-food:

Cheesy garlic breadsticks
Permalink | 28,971 notes
Permalink | 15 notes
Anonymous: One time I had a couple of customers with their kids. The lady asked me if they could pay part of transaction in cash and the rest by debit. I tell her yes, she gives me a $20. After the transaction, she starts yelling at me because I didn't give her change. I tell her that's because she gave me a $20 and the rest was paid by debit. At this point her spouse starts yelling at me too because, apparently, I was supposed to read her mind and magically know she only wanted to pay $5 with that $20.

fuck-customers:

Oh you must have missed the line in the job description about mind reading

Permalink | 547 notes aplacetolovedogs:

Proud momma of her five sweet little Shar Pei puppies
For more cute dogs and puppies
Permalink | 1,076 notes believeinbieberkidrauhl:

MarieFlower em We Heart It.
Permalink | 1,397 notes
Permalink | 8,805 notes disconnectthecaptainsneck:

God I NEED one!
Permalink | 13,599 notes bluinkabird:

My dream dog! <3
Permalink | 308,374 notes shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Permalink | 4,588 notes my-teen-quote:

relatable quotes daily here!
Permalink | 24,417 notes weloveblackgirls:

theelectricrelaxation:

Source/Credit

This is all I needed in life
Permalink | 245,854 notes
Permalink | 4,428 notes